GF.

Following on from a conversation about cacti, go figure:

A: don't you hate it when you capture a GF in FF8, and the amount of damage it inflicts on your enemies is significantly lesser than the damage it did to you while in battle with it? it doesn't make sense!!!

B: yes it does. if you read GF as 'girlfriend', it makes perfect sense!

A: ......

B: 1000 needles sucks.